Write a story that begins with a man throwing handfuls of $100 bills from a speeding car, and ends with a young girl urinting into a tin bucket.
-From “Thirteen Writing Prompts” by Dan Wiencek in McSweeney’s website.
All the other ones are just as crazy as this one and some even more. You guys should check it out… The stories usually turn out pretty funny! Mine kind of did, but I’ll work on it some more before I post it up here. Do it, seriously.
So here is the little piece I did with the top prompt. Kinda weird but here it is anyway!
The man threw handfuls of $100 bills from the speeding car his young girlfriend drove. They were on the 60 freeway heading to L.A.
“Do you think that’s enoguh?” The man asked her holding on to the nearly empty duffle bag on his lap.
“That’s enough!” She spitted at him “I don’t even understand why you would throw a single bill out!”
“Relax, these are the fake ones, I’m just trying to get rid of some load. ”
“Where do you think we are in a hot air balloon?” She slapped his head from behind and for a second the air whupped her wet hair into her eyes. Blinding her. She swearved but managed to regain the wheel.
“The bag was too full, it looks too conspicous.” He looked like a little boy trying to explain his innocence.
“God, I swear Matt” She clutched the steering wheel tight. “You’re just too stupid!”
Finally they got off on Sotto but the young gil failed to notice the young boy crossing the street as she was about to make a right turn.
“Hey watch out!” Matt yelled pointing to the young boy who tried to quicken his pace without looking worried.
The young girl pressed hard on the brake petal jerking them forward in their seat. But she still managed to give the young boy a tap on his hip. The couple in the car stared wide eyed at him afraid to have caused him to rave in a scandalous rage with curses. But he merely looked at them as if daring them to keep going and turned back forward and continued on to his walk- limping this time.
“Shit!” The man was stunned.
“Shut up!” The young girl rolled her eyes. “He’s just as stupid as you are. If I were him I would have sued our asses.”
Behind them a siren wailed. They jumped and they looked behind them. A police car flashed his lights and the police man pointed at them and then to the right.
“Hang on!” The young girl pressed as hard as she could at the gas pedal and next thing the man knew they were on a high speed chase.
For twenty minutes they went on in the nerely empty streets when the young girl realized she couldn’t hold her pee much longer.
“Grab that tin bucket in back of your seat Matt!” She howled at him.
“What for?” He asked.
“Just do it!”
The man reached into the back seat and pulled out a tin bucket. “Okay, now what.”
“I’m gonna stand up my seat and I need you to unzip my pants and pull down my underwear.” She stood up with her thighs pressed against each other afraid her pee would run down her pants.
“Just do it stupid!” She yelled still maneuvering the car around the few cars and corners trying to evade the cops.
Matt unzipped her pants and pulled them down along with her underwear and squeezed the tin bucket in between her thighs and only heard her sigh and the pee running down.
I know it’s silly and weird. But there it is. Haha, made me laugh. it’s just crazy.